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In Case of Shitshow Matches

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When shit hits the fan, take control of at least one thing: the ability to light. it. up. Ideal for power outages, zombie apocalypses, another global pandemic or an epic BM.

  • Phrase: Everything Is Fine
  • Glass Bottle with gold lid 
  • 40qty Safety Matches
  • Black Tipped
  • Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light
  • 1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle
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