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  • Cat Puke Card

    $5.95

    A card that so eloquently portrays life with a feline, your best friend that also finds the most expensive pillow in your entire home to vomit on....

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  • Hug You So Hard Card

    $5.95

    It’s not a threat, but more of a warning to go ahead with the granny panties when you two see one another again. Hugs will happen, and pee acciden...

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  • Old and Senile Card

    $5.95

    The age-old joke that once you’re encapsulated in the trenches of senility, your old friends become new acquaintances. But at least you’re in this...

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  • Actual Cards Card

    $5.95

    A card that explains the meaning of all paper cards: a true representation of wonderful behavior; it’s recipient incredibly lucky to have someone ...

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  • Friends Since Card

    $5.95

    + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinating envelope
+ A2 folded card measures approx. 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
+ professionally printed on an Epson Stylus using...

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  • We're All Nuts Card

    $5.95

    A flower doesn't judge the flower beside it, it's just fucking nuts. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinatin...

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  • Cursing Card

    $5.95

    + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinating envelope
+ A2 folded card measures approx. 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
+ professionally printed on an Epson Stylus using...

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  • Humanity Card

    $5.95

    + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinating envelope
+ A2 folded card measures approx. 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
+ professionally printed on an Epson Stylus using...

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  • Favorite Daughter Card

    $5.95

    The greatest of daughter...ness. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinating envelope 
+ A2 folded card measure...

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  • Sit By Me Card

    $5.95

    + 1 blank inside card + 1 coordinating envelope
+ A2 folded card measures approx. 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
+ professionally printed on an Epson Stylus using...

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