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  • Anti-Granny Hands Cream

    $22.00

    Anti-Granny Hands Moisturizing Hand Cream with Cocoa Butter and Jojoba Oil Scent: Orange Vanilla Recyclable Tube with Gold Cap 3.5 oz / 2.4 x 5.7...

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  • Big Mood Shower Steamers

    $27.00

    Set of 8 Aromatherapy Shower Steamers Made with Essential Oils Scent Set of 8: .8 oz Tablets / Tablets Measure 1.75 x.5 Made in California No Phtha...

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  • Coming in Hot Matches

    $16.95

      Perfect for when you're hitting your night at full speed. These matches are all about making an entrance that's as fast as it is fiery. Phrase:...

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  • Favorite Husband Card

    $6.95

    Our "You're My Favorite Husband" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Pap...

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  • Foot Fetish Foot Cream

    $22.00

    ROUGH HEELS RUINING YOUR VIBE? Let’s fix-ate on that. Drench your feet in hydration with our fast-absorbing blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Y...

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  • Hot Girl Shit Hand Cream

    $22.00

    Need to get those hands in formation? We got you, boo. We'll hydrate the hell out of your hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa...

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  • I'm Sorry Card

    $6.95

    Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Neon Red Ink: Black Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve

  • Irish Exit Napkins

    $11.95

      For those ready to make a stealthy getaway. Equip yourself with the ideal napkin as you plot your perfect departure, no goodbyes necessary.  Thes...

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  • Make a Wish Matches

    $15.95

    Because sometimes, it's nice to dream. Feed the flames of your hopes and dreams with these wishful matches. Best paired with champagne, birthday c...

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  • Oh Heel No Foot Cream

    $22.00

    Heels been through hell and back? Yea friend, us too. Hydrate the hell out of your feet with our luxe blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Your f...

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  • Read Menu Card

    $6.95

    "Have We Reached The Age Where We're Whipping Out Our Phone Flashlight to Read the Menu?" This Funny Birthday Card is letterpress printed on a vi...

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  • Shitshow Napkins

    $11.95

    Embrace the chaos and unleash your inner party animal with these napkins that will certainly invite your guests to accept the shitshow that is you...

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  • Talk to the Hand Cream

    $22.00

    NEED TO SHUT DOWN DRY HANDS? Let’s turn up the moisture. Drench those hands with our light weight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Fast abso...

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  • Toe Up Foot Cream

    $22.00

    Time to put your feet up? We're right there with ya. Get down with our luxe foot creme blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Hydrate the hell out o...

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  • Too Old for Tiktok Card

    $6.95

    Our "Too Old For Tiktok Too Young For the Home" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paper: Bright White,...

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  • Unlicensed Therapist Card

    $6.95

    Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper Envelope: Bright Orange Ink: Black Size: 4.25” x 5.5” Folded card, blank inside Sealed in a cello sleeve

  • Your Laugh Card

    $6.95

    Our "Your Laugh is My Favorite Sound" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Paper: Bright White, Tree Free ...

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